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Old 11-07-2001, 10:41 AM  
Clockwork Smurf
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Handy Smurf's Garage
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Masturbation is a sin. Even if it is accidental: like if you accidentally leaned against a washing machine or on spin cycle: that is a sin. It is definitely a sin to ride a motorcycle because your testicles be stimulated. There are only a few motorcycles that are approved by the church. You have to wait until you are married: and then only your wife can touch your penis. That is what the Bible says. I am praying for all of you.

Amen.

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