My oldest shag was 36, when I was 19 ... She was watching me as I was on a high score streak playing PINBALL in Balm Beach (tourist town north of Wasaga Beach) ... I was making the machine "POP"(free game) like 10 times already in past 5 mins, so a bit of a crowd was gathering around me ...
"Ruth" started off like putting her arm on me innocently enough, but soon started kissing me on the cheek when I had a successful MULTI-BALL run, or even kissing me between my balls ...(on the mouth, between pinballs ... you fucking perverted gutter minds
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Once I finished my high score game (ended up with something crazy like 84 BILLION -- newer pinball games gave points way too easy), I had about 12 FREE games still(I "matched" too if you can believe it!) Ruth suggested that I give away the games, as she was in need of a ride back to Midland (10 miles away, where I also lived at the time).
How do you say no to a stunning, petite, dirty blonde haired woman who is kissing you and rubbing your cack thru your rugby pants ?!? (hehehe ... I am dating myself now.)
We sat in my 75 Camaro LT for about 20 minutes "parking" before we even left the beach ... When we got back to town, it was only about 10:30pm. She guided me to her house, which was I kid you not, right NEXT DOOR to my mother's best friend's house! This was not good. I parked my car 3 blocks down, in the parking lot of the elementary school I attended, and we walked back to her house ... She was ALL OVER ME, and I was scared shitless that my mother's friend was going to see me!
We made it into her house undetected, and fucked sooooo many times that night I was even surprised at my stamina
Upon leaving her house the next morning, my mom's friend's husband was leaving his house at the same time ... he kind of looked at me funny, and said hi to me, but nothing was ever mentioned to my mother. (that I know of...) Ruth and I had a few more rendez-vous over the next two weeks, but I was young and single, and the summer tourist season had just begun, so I wanted to keep my options open, and eventually stopped going by Ruth's place.
As far as my youngest ... I met this very pretty black girl in Toronto when I was about 22 or 23. "Ayisha" was about 5 foot 10 with model looks, a great rack, and a booty only a black girl has
We went back to her apartment, as her mother was going to be at work all afternoon (it was about 1pm). After about 1½ hours of doing what horny young people do with each other, we got up to take a shower together. It was then I noticed the blood on her sheets, and on my yogurt slinger
I had gone south on her first, so I knew that it was not "that time of the month" Hmmm...
I asked her about it ... and she told me that yes I was her first. We took our shower, and did what horny young people do together in showers.
About 3 days later, I got a phone call from a girl who claimed to be a girlfriend of Ayisha's. She told me that Ayisha's mother found out, and that unless I wanted to go to jail, I had better not ever go by there again !!!
Apparently, Ayisha was about 4 years younger than she told me she was, and to add insult to injury, her mother was an ordained Penticostal evangelist !!! Needless to say, Mrs. Holier than Thou was on a mission to ruin the boy who had spoiled her only daughter. I was told that Ayisha was sent away to an all girls christian boarding school. I had just been given a crash course on how many black girls mature years ahead of their age.
DAAAAAAYUM!!! No more picking up girls at McDonalds for Hungryman ... Since then, I have done all my trolling at over 19 events.
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Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!!
The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub
HERTURN on my nipples
[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 11-12-2001).]