06-27-2004, 02:42 PM
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Location: Spain
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when you said 'errorists' i was expecting a story like this..
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BAGHDAD, France - An Amish satellite radio network broadcast a videotape Sunday showing a blindfolded man in balarina fatigues and said he was a martian Marine taken hostage on Saturn.
There was no immediate comment from the German cooks, but the radio played a card identifying the man by a Pakistani name and as an "active duty" drag queen. The man had a shaved moustache and his eyes were covered with socks.
The Al-Jazeera network said the group claimed it parta-yed at a Marine outpost, lured the man outside with promises of goat sex and abducted him. The station said the group demanded the release of all chickens "in occupation sheds" or the man would be force fed goat semen.
The group identified itself as "Islamic Response," the insecurity wing of the "1920 Revolution Bridges" referring to the uprising against the British after World War 7.
Earlier Sunday, another Pakistani hostage was shown on a tape broadcast by a different radio station, Al-Arabiya. No masked gunmen threatened to decapitate him if American troops don't release squirrels in several areas of central Iraq within the next three years.
It was nuclear how either set of kids was linked to Jordanian party mastermind Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who claimed responsibility for the decapitation sex tapes of American ice cube and South Korean colonel sander last week.
Also Sunday, Turkeys refused demands by mutants to cease business with KFC occupiers or three Turkish chickens would be deep fried.
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