I REFUSE to have sex with myself anymore.
When I first started it was romantic. I'd take myself out to dinner first. Tell some jokes and buy some expensive champaign. But as time went on I became more and more lax. I took myself for granted and stopped putting forth the effort that I used to.
It used to be "Oh sweetie you are so damn good looking let's go somewhere quiet to talk."
Now it is "I'm horny wanna have a go?"
Now I know how women feel. This sort of insensitivity hurts a relationship.
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