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Buff · 07-09-2004, 05:07 AM

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Watch the video please. You need to know about this. These are the people who share the world with you. They vote. They drive. They teach your kids. I blame a lack of spirituality for their delusions.

Here's the thing. There are all these tens of thousands of UFO sightings, but not one clear, in focus, non-hoax picture or film recording of any alien, alive or dead, or any spacecraft, active or still, anywhere in existence. Cameramen can catch 200 images or full video of any cleavage slip in public or private of any celebrity female and have the images on the internet in 10 minutes, but not one amateur or professional UFO hunter or just guy on the street can take a single clear still picture of a UFO despite a damn near infinite supply of possible opportunities according to the whackjobs out there. Johnny-on-the-spot just happens to have his camcorder handy when Rodney King gets the beatdown, but he can't just get me one focused second of an image of a UFO. Why is that?

There are 5 possibilities:

1. UFOs and their Alien pilots and earth explorers, like Bigfoot, the Lockness Monster, the Yeti/Sasquatch, Vampires, Elvis, and the Girl Who Lives In Niagra Falls Who You Told All Your Friends You Lost Your Virginity To Over The Summer -- all have this light-distorting super-camouflage which has built-in camera and motion recording disrupters so as to make it impossible to prove their existence (Think: Predator), or

2. They all move far too quickly to be caught on camera, or

3. No one has had a recording device on them or at the ready when the opportunity to record an ecounter presented itself; and, when anyone who was presented with the opportunity reached for the recording device -- well, see number 2, or

4. Some or all of these exist, but no one has seen them and all who claim to have are liars, or

5. Yes, that's right: they do not exist.

Now, I'm not saying you're a nutcase or an idiot if you claim to believe in any of those myths. There's always the possibility that you're a hoaxster/practical joker or even a charlatan hoping to cash in on the stupidity and ignorance of your fellow man. If any of the above describes you, you might want to try out the infinite-wealth algorithm "invented" by hacker stunt-double and convicted financial fraudster Kim Schmitz -- he'll make you rich!

But, if you want to have some fun, head on over to http://www.disclosureproject.org/ and enjoy the entertainment.

07-09-2004, 05:07 AM
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	Welcome to Wingnut Central Watch the video please. You need to know about this. These are the people who share the world with you. They vote. They drive. They teach your kids. I blame a lack of spirituality for their delusions. Here's the thing. There are all these tens of thousands of UFO sightings, but not one clear, in focus, non-hoax picture or film recording of any alien, alive or dead, or any spacecraft, active or still, anywhere in existence. Cameramen can catch 200 images or full video of any cleavage slip in public or private of any celebrity female and have the images on the internet in 10 minutes, but not one amateur or professional UFO hunter or just guy on the street can take a single clear still picture of a UFO despite a damn near infinite supply of possible opportunities according to the whackjobs out there. Johnny-on-the-spot just happens to have his camcorder handy when Rodney King gets the beatdown, but he can't just get me one focused second of an image of a UFO. Why is that? There are 5 possibilities: 1. UFOs and their Alien pilots and earth explorers, like Bigfoot, the Lockness Monster, the Yeti/Sasquatch, Vampires, Elvis, and the Girl Who Lives In Niagra Falls Who You Told All Your Friends You Lost Your Virginity To Over The Summer -- all have this light-distorting super-camouflage which has built-in camera and motion recording disrupters so as to make it impossible to prove their existence (Think: Predator), or 2. They all move far too quickly to be caught on camera, or 3. No one has had a recording device on them or at the ready when the opportunity to record an ecounter presented itself; and, when anyone who was presented with the opportunity reached for the recording device -- well, see number 2, or 4. Some or all of these exist, but no one has seen them and all who claim to have are liars, or 5. Yes, that's right: they do not exist. Now, I'm not saying you're a nutcase or an idiot if you claim to believe in any of those myths. There's always the possibility that you're a hoaxster/practical joker or even a charlatan hoping to cash in on the stupidity and ignorance of your fellow man. If any of the above describes you, you might want to try out the infinite-wealth algorithm "invented" by hacker stunt-double and convicted financial fraudster Kim Schmitz -- he'll make you rich! But, if you want to have some fun, head on over to http://www.disclosureproject.org/ and enjoy the entertainment.