Danielle : actually, i got fucked up with high school teachers last night
Jordan: ahaha
Danielle: made out with a chick too
Jordan: i made out with a girl too lastnight
Danielle: just to make me jealous
Jordan: she's in love with me now, and i dont like her
Danielle: yeah girls always do that shit
Danielle: haha
Danielle: wait
Danielle: this story is great
Danielle: see i used to know this girl, but haven't hung out with her in a while
Danielle: in like a year, and the guys were picking on us saying we needed to "repay" them for the herb
Danielle: and she's married and shit
Danielle: so i was like no big deal, val's cool and married we can kiss for some herb
Danielle: afterwards i find out that she's been stripping as her summer job and her and her hubby are "swingers"
Danielle: LISTEREINE
Danielle: i fucking burned the lining of my mouth off with that shit, swallowed it and everything
Jordan: oh god, dont start with that
Jordan: fucking homeless people use that
Danielle: what?
Jordan: listerine is something homeless people drink to get buzzed
Danielle: well dude i didn't know what else to do! I made out with a possibly unwashed stripper/swinger! All I could think was "kill germs"
Jordan: oh i see, you used it to clean your mouth