When my ex and I broke up some fucktard wannabe she went out with was trying to impress her and bought her a diamond crusted Rolex. I sense bullshit immediately cause the guy didn't seem like the type that would roll for that much bling bling out of pocket.
After she broke up she asked me to check it out. I have to admit it even had me fooled when I looked at it closeup. Took it to a jeweler and sure enough the serial number wasn't right and it was a fake.
