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FREE TACO BELL:
1. Call in or visit the drive-thru, and immediately ask to speak to the manager.
2. Explain to them that you are a regular customer and you pick up lunch for your co-workers, and the last time you visited they ruined the order so bad that you ended up having to give a co-worker money to replace his screwed up order.
3. Explain further that you normally get the correct order, and last time they screwed up you didn't say anything, but this time it wouldn't be right not saying anything.
4. Manager may ask what time or date you usually come in. Tell her different times since you work different shifts, then tell her how the last order one of your soda lids wasn't secured tight enough and it spilled all over your other car's brand-new interior.
5. Manager will offer to replace your order for free.
6. Tell manager your order. Make sure it feeds 4-6 people. If you can't memorize it, write it down before-hand so you don't sound like you're making shit up.
7. Get your free food.
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I personally would never commit any low-class activity like that, but all of my friends are broke stoners who feast on unlimited free fast-food like it came from a TGP lol.
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