boneprone

Going to the movies? Need to add a little fun for that movie going Experience? Like to get a little kinky?

Personally I like to use the popcorn bucket method..

I buy the large tub of popcorn, dump the popcorn in the garbage and keep the bucket.

Following me?

Then I cut a hole in the middle of the bucket bottom so my cock can fit through the hole.

So when I reach in the bucket to jerk off my cock, people around me think Im just grabing popcorn rather than my cock!
So many of us men get horny in movies like Tomb Raider and GI Jane, its just torture not to be able to FULLY enjoy the movie.

For years I would use this method with my dates on our first dates. They would think they were grabbing for some popcorn, only to find my cock in the popcorn bucket.. Oddly it didnt work out as well as I had imagined, most of the women screamed, or slaped me, or made rude coments like your dick is there, what a sick fuck! They would all leave on the spot. I guess it was just shocking, and nmot smart to use on the first date.. I was begining to get a strange reputation around the University Campus. It was cool becuase I was becoming an Urban Legend of sorts.

It wasnt until like the 100th date I found the gal who really liked it.. I was shocked..

Today that woman is my wife, and to this day I still use the popcorn bucket trick!

So for those of you guys looking for the perfect woman, but have poor filtering out systems, and tests to find that perfect women I hand over to you (with my clean hand) this sure bet method.