07-19-2004, 02:57 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
Posts: 17,920
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Originally posted by wyldblyss
Sounds legit to me too. Generally the scammers want all funds paid returned.
My absolute best one? A phone call...
Caller: Hi, this is blah blah and it appears my 5 year old nephew signed up for your lesbian site with MY credit card when he was visiting me...he was facinated when he saw my computer so I let him "play" on it for a while...SMART little devil isn't he? *insert giggle*. So anyways, the thing is, I'm not going to get mad at you for letting a 5 year old join your site but I must insist that ALL funds be returned to me.
Me: Are you saying FIVE as in he will be only 6 years old his next birthday?
Caller: Yes
Me: So what you are saying is that this FIVE year old turned on your computer...hahahahahahaed your browser...typed in the name of a search engine like google and searched for lesbian porn....found a lesbian site he liked....knew enough to understand that INSTANT ACCESS meant to join the site and see the rest of the content. Went in your purse, stole your credit card......managed to fill in all the information such as email addresss, name....
Typed in the credit card number...knew where to look for the expiry date of the card...and even knew to look on the back of the card for the CVV2 number that the billing company requires?
Caller: Uhm, well *insert giggle* I told you he was smart
Me: No child that is 5 years old is that smart.
Caller: Well, uhm....are you sure?
Me: Positive
Caller: Uhm, so this isn't going to work is it?
Me: No, it isn't. You want me to cancel your subscription while I have you on the phone so you won't be billed in future?
Caller: Yes, please do that.
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If he changed 5 to 15 |
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