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Hello.
This is Lensman.
TheFLY is the *real* me. Why do you think I never post under my own name? Lensman is my
"professional" image. I never curse and I hardly ever say anything... (Legal reasons, trust me...) But shit I like to have fun too so I use TheFLY.
How did we come up with Boneprone? Well Boneprone started at MIT... I was talking w/ my friend (name excluded for obvious reasons -- MIT would fire him) -- we were in The Salty Dog saloon one night... and we figured -- shit it would be so cool if we could get the latest AI technology to make us some extra cash... I mean shit these webmaster boards bank... All the advertising and referrals -- shit. You know that's right. So hell we hooked up some cutting edge personality formulas into the system and tweaked them up real good so they barely made any sense -- then we threw in the terminology and ego engines and we were set -- we have a whole room of machines set up. I spent hours on the algorithms for some of these characters... You can bet that I am proud.
It should have been hella obvious to you all. How the fuck do you think Boneprone posts so much -- we have it all on random timers and the triggers between machines are all networked... (...based off some new groupware technology being developed for the military.)
While all those other webmaster boards are fucking around trying to get real webmasters -- we just tweak some code -- and bam -- new webmasters. ;)
Why am I telling you all this now? Well you see I'm about to retire... because I've found Jesus in my life. I used to fire employees that mentioned words like "God" and "morality" -- but last week I had a vision.
Holy Jesus I woke up in a cold sweat and my pajamas were soaking wet... I can't even talk about it now without crying.
Ok so game's over. I'm sorry for those real webmasters out there that were deceived. I now know it wasn't right of me. I'm ready to try to walk in the footsteps of Jesus.
Amen.
Love Lensman.
Peace be with you all.
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