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Originally posted by titmowse:
So Jesus.
If you were a Mystery Date, would you be a dream or a dud?
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I would hope to be a dream date.
Though I'm the Son of God, I too am human I am prone to many egocentric human characteristics such as jealousy and anger. You would think that if I could raise Lazrus from the dead, I would be able to solve my own personal problems. Im working on it.
When with a woman, I try to be as kind to her as possible. I have been told I am a good listener, women seem to like that.
Please let me know if you would be interested in bathing with me. It is a Holy experience all women should experience.
I listen unaffected as she confesses in earnest, asking tenderly that her past misdeeds be forgiven.
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