10. Glue to outside of rice-mobile and label it to meter RPM's.
9. Use two of them to make a "time-bikini".
8. Take it to restuarants. Use tape to mark when you sat down, placed your order, etc.
7. Use markers on it to map out your dialer minutes.
6. Take it apart and use as hockey puck.
5. Use the ticking sound to hypnotize yourself.
4. Take it apart and glue it to a gold chain -- wear it around your neck like Run DMC.
3. Add numbers to it, if you really want to tell time.
2. Use it to build a time machine.
1. Place it between a gun and your ear so police can estimate time of death
[This message has been edited by TheFLY (edited 12-16-2001).]