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Happy birthday dickhead. Never before have I met a man so worthy of my insults. Now that doesn't seem like a compliment, but it is one of the greatest compliments I can give to a person. Generally I feel that people are so far below me that spending my time to insult them would be pointless. Insulting you is a pleasure and an honor. I wish you all the best.
P.S. Now remember that you are one year closer to death (assuming that you die of natural causes instead of choking on your own vomit during one of your drunken stupors you piss drunk cock). Anyway, happy birthday.
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