Off topic but kind of once...
When I was probably 16-17 I came home drunk in the middle of the nite, absolutely starving after many many beers. Grab the phone and order a pizza and promptly fall asleep on the couch.
Half an hour later theres a knock at the door which I completely sleep through but woke my old man. He answered the door to find the delivery guy waiting for his $20 bucks with a fresh pizza under his arm.
So what does he do? He finds my wallet, pays the guy and proceeds to wake mum up and they both knock the pizza off.
The funny thing was somewhere in there they managed to wake me up and get me to bed. When they'd finished the pizza he came up to my room and left the empty box next to my bed so I'd think I actually ate it...
To this day he still brings it up and tries to embarass me with it.
