A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic
condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting
home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic rubbers?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and
Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks
cheekily.
"Why, Gold, of course!" says the man proudly.
The wife responds ruefully, "Why don't you wear Silver. It
would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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