There should be more days like this.
First I receive a mail from someone that is stuck in some country with $30 million USD and he want to transfer it to MY account so he can get out of the country
A few hours later I receive a mail from some Russian doctor that discovered the secret of live and death so he can now sell me a mixture that will keep me young forever and fight illness for fucking $100.
That is fucking cheap. That means I now have $29,999,900 USD to live for forever without needing to worry about any health conditions. Damn this rocks