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Quotealex · 09-07-2004, 06:23 AM

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T:

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter!
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't:
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first

09-07-2004, 06:23 AM
Quotealex Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Global Digerati Village Posts: 6,265	Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But In Golf, Aren't: TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T: 10. Damn, my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter! 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't: 1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first