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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When I was younger we had a dog, part chow. He bit my neighbor one day so we gave him away to a farm. Had he been full chow he would have been destroyed, by law.
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When I first moved into my house 14+ years ago, there was this big chow living down the lane who would come over and rifle through my garbage cans tipping them over and making a mess, then he'd hunker down and take a big shit on my driveway.... every week he'd pull this same act.
Until one day I'd had enough. I was in my bathroom and saw him out the window. He had already made a mess with the garbage and was about to take his big shit. I was ready for him.
I took out my gas-powered pellet pistol (a 44 mag 'dirty harry' replica), opened the window and shot him right in the ass with two quick shots. He yowled in pain and took off, and never came back to fuck with my yard or my garbage. Ever.
True story.