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DogsandBigCats · 09-09-2004, 10:02 PM

I can't stand fucking intersections where the light is green for like 7 seconds, and is red for 5 fucking minutes!!!

I can't fucking stand assholes that go equal to or less than the speed limit. Most NORMAL people go 2 - 10 over the speed limit. You don't even wanna hear about how much I wanna kill people doing 5 or less the speed limit. I had some asshole in front of me doing 20 in a 35 zone I was flashing my highbeams like MOVE THE FUCK OVER and he gave me the finger as I passed him over the double lines. What a fucking loser.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THIS CONTRUCTION!! Here in NJ Interstate 295 is a 65 zone. It has been a fucking 45 construction zone for over a year and most of the road is finished!! At least most people do 60 - 80 during the day on that road. What the fuck, all this bullshit and I thought they were widening the road, when all they did was add a LEFT SHOULDER!! YOUR HIGHWAY TAXES AT WORK!!!!!

I can't stand assholes who want to make a left turn on a single lane road, and don't at least leave some room for people to pass on the right. When traffic is bad, this kind of shit fucks everybody up. Fucking assholes are so ignorant thinking they can tie up the whole road so they can make a left turn. Fuck those assholes!!!

Speaking of left turns, at a traffic light, I hate dumbass retards who just sit there when the light turns yellow when they are like in the middle of the fucking intersection. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW ITS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LEFT TURN!!!!!!

The thing that really pisses me off is people who do drive in the left lane of an interstate and are driving equal to or slower than people in the middle and/or right lane. Apparently these fucktards don't seem to notice the "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" or "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY" or "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" and then the same fuckers that go slow in the left lane wonder why people follow them closely and get pissed off. It's called MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE!!!!

Speaking of tailgating, I LOVE IT when people follow me close in a situation where they cannot, and will not pass me and even if they did, they'd only be one car length ahead of me for an extended period of time.

I was once in a 25 zone in TRAFFIC doing about 40 miles per hour and this stupid hahahaha was following me like 2 feet behind. I usually slam my brakes for a second to give people a warning. Usually thats all it takes and they will get the message and back off, but this hahahaha just stayed behind me. So finally I just slammed HARD and kept it down and she passed me over double lines and after that I proceeded to follow her 1 inch behind. (I was drivin an old Jeep, she had a new Lexus, I had nothing to lose :-)

People who slam their brakes when the light turns yellow are fucking pussies. If the light turns yellow and you'd have to hit the brakes so hard that you'd skid, FLOOR IT INSTEAD!!!!! It's a good way to avoid somebody behind you who might have shitty brakes from crashing into the back of you!

If you see a cop with his lights on having already pulled somebody over and you're going a little over the speed limit, you don't have to slam your fucking brakes. He's not gonna drop everything and start chasing you! People are so fucking stupid.

If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward.

I love it when somebody who is accidentally in a turning lane and feels like going straight, or vice versa changes their mind and ties up the whole fucking road so they can switch lanes. JUST KEPEP GOING and make a U-Turn later!! Don't be an inconsiderate piece of shit!

I hate asshole who pull out in front of me and go slow as hell. If you're gonna pull out right in front of me, by the time I catch up with you, you better fucking be going equal to or greater than the speed I was going and if I have to slow down because your ass turned in front of me, then you're an inconsiderate motherfucker!!!!

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Alright I think I went nuts already. I had 6 coronas and I felt like randomly venting about drivin. It would be cool if everybody else that read this post could vent about their driving experiences with assholes. GO NUTS AND DRIVE SAFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

09-09-2004, 10:02 PM
DogsandBigCats Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Where Dogs and Cats are Posts: 337	EVERYTHING that pisses me the fuck off about DRIVING!!!!!! I can't stand fucking intersections where the light is green for like 7 seconds, and is red for 5 fucking minutes!!! I can't fucking stand assholes that go equal to or less than the speed limit. Most NORMAL people go 2 - 10 over the speed limit. You don't even wanna hear about how much I wanna kill people doing 5 or less the speed limit. I had some asshole in front of me doing 20 in a 35 zone I was flashing my highbeams like MOVE THE FUCK OVER and he gave me the finger as I passed him over the double lines. What a fucking loser. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THIS CONTRUCTION!! Here in NJ Interstate 295 is a 65 zone. It has been a fucking 45 construction zone for over a year and most of the road is finished!! At least most people do 60 - 80 during the day on that road. What the fuck, all this bullshit and I thought they were widening the road, when all they did was add a LEFT SHOULDER!! YOUR HIGHWAY TAXES AT WORK!!!!! I can't stand assholes who want to make a left turn on a single lane road, and don't at least leave some room for people to pass on the right. When traffic is bad, this kind of shit fucks everybody up. Fucking assholes are so ignorant thinking they can tie up the whole road so they can make a left turn. Fuck those assholes!!! Speaking of left turns, at a traffic light, I hate dumbass retards who just sit there when the light turns yellow when they are like in the middle of the fucking intersection. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW ITS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LEFT TURN!!!!!! The thing that really pisses me off is people who do drive in the left lane of an interstate and are driving equal to or slower than people in the middle and/or right lane. Apparently these fucktards don't seem to notice the "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" or "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY" or "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" and then the same fuckers that go slow in the left lane wonder why people follow them closely and get pissed off. It's called MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE!!!! Speaking of tailgating, I LOVE IT when people follow me close in a situation where they cannot, and will not pass me and even if they did, they'd only be one car length ahead of me for an extended period of time. I was once in a 25 zone in TRAFFIC doing about 40 miles per hour and this stupid hahahaha was following me like 2 feet behind. I usually slam my brakes for a second to give people a warning. Usually thats all it takes and they will get the message and back off, but this hahahaha just stayed behind me. So finally I just slammed HARD and kept it down and she passed me over double lines and after that I proceeded to follow her 1 inch behind. (I was drivin an old Jeep, she had a new Lexus, I had nothing to lose :-) People who slam their brakes when the light turns yellow are fucking pussies. If the light turns yellow and you'd have to hit the brakes so hard that you'd skid, FLOOR IT INSTEAD!!!!! It's a good way to avoid somebody behind you who might have shitty brakes from crashing into the back of you! If you see a cop with his lights on having already pulled somebody over and you're going a little over the speed limit, you don't have to slam your fucking brakes. He's not gonna drop everything and start chasing you! People are so fucking stupid. If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward. I love it when somebody who is accidentally in a turning lane and feels like going straight, or vice versa changes their mind and ties up the whole fucking road so they can switch lanes. JUST KEPEP GOING and make a U-Turn later!! Don't be an inconsiderate piece of shit! I hate asshole who pull out in front of me and go slow as hell. If you're gonna pull out right in front of me, by the time I catch up with you, you better fucking be going equal to or greater than the speed I was going and if I have to slow down because your ass turned in front of me, then you're an inconsiderate motherfucker!!!! ----------------------------- Alright I think I went nuts already. I had 6 coronas and I felt like randomly venting about drivin. It would be cool if everybody else that read this post could vent about their driving experiences with assholes. GO NUTS AND DRIVE SAFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!