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Pornweaver · 09-17-2004, 05:07 AM

I can't fucking stand assholes that go equal to or less than the speed limit. Most NORMAL people go 2 - 10 over the speed limit. You don't even wanna hear about how much I wanna kill people doing 5 or less the speed limit. I had some asshole in front of me doing 20 in a 35 zone I was flashing my highbeams like MOVE THE FUCK OVER and he gave me the finger as I passed him over the double lines. What a fucking loser.

>>>> The posted speed limit is the MAX allowed speed limit. You CAN get pulled over for doing 3 mi over the limit if the cop wants to be a prick. If you are going over the limit, you are "speeding" according to traffic law.

I can't stand assholes who want to make a left turn on a single lane road, and don't at least leave some room for people to pass on the right. When traffic is bad, this kind of shit fucks everybody up. Fucking assholes are so ignorant thinking they can tie up the whole road so they can make a left turn. Fuck those assholes!!!

>>>> Passing on the right is illegal on a single lane road.

Speaking of left turns, at a traffic light, I hate dumbass retards who just sit there when the light turns yellow when they are like in the middle of the fucking intersection. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW ITS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LEFT TURN!!!!!!

>>>> They are only dumb asses because you are not supposed to be in the middle of the intersection waiting to turn. You need to be behind the line until it is safe to turn.

The thing that really pisses me off is people who do drive in the left lane of an interstate and are driving equal to or slower than people in the middle and/or right lane. Apparently these fucktards don't seem to notice the "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" or "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY" or "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" and then the same fuckers that go slow in the left lane wonder why people follow them closely and get pissed off. It's called MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE!!!!

>>>> Again, the MAX speed limit law. "Slower Traffic Keep Right" applies to people doing LESS THAN the posted speed limit. Too many people think that because there is a left lane and a sign referring to "Slower Traffic" that this means all the Speed Racers go in the left lane and everyone needs to get out of their way. This is NOT what it implies. It simply means that if you are driving less than 70 in a 70 zone, keep right.

Speaking of tailgating, I LOVE IT when people follow me close in a situation where they cannot, and will not pass me and even if they did, they'd only be one car length ahead of me for an extended period of time. I was once in a 25 zone in TRAFFIC doing about 40 miles per hour and this stupid hahahaha was following me like 2 feet behind. I usually slam my brakes for a second to give people a warning. Usually thats all it takes and they will get the message and back off, but this hahahaha just stayed behind me. So finally I just slammed HARD and kept it down and she passed me over double lines and after that I proceeded to follow her 1 inch behind. (I was drivin an old Jeep, she had a new Lexus, I had nothing to lose :-)

>>>>> It sounds like you have trouble following the traffic laws. If the posted limit is 25, and you are doing 40, you are in fact... SPEEDING. Slamming on your breaks to get someone to back off is highly dangerous, and could cause an accident. It's best to pull over and let them pass, as you mentioned above in regards to people going to slow for you.

People who slam their brakes when the light turns yellow are fucking pussies. If the light turns yellow and you'd have to hit the brakes so hard that you'd skid, FLOOR IT INSTEAD!!!!! It's a good way to avoid somebody behind you who might have shitty brakes from crashing into the back of you!

>>>> YELLOW lights mean "Slow down and prepare to stop".

If you see a cop with his lights on having already pulled somebody over and you're going a little over the speed limit, you don't have to slam your fucking brakes. He's not gonna drop everything and start chasing you! People are so fucking stupid.

>>>> Obviously you've never heard the saying "Better to be safe than sorry.". If a cop is on the side of the road and has someone pulled over already, it would take nothing but a few seconds for him to radio 200 yards down to another Highway Patrol officer about you speeding past him and to pull you over further down the road. When in doubt, always side with caution.

If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward.

>>>> Wrong again! EVERYONE must pull over to the right. Let's say that some jackass is on the other side and listening to his music too loud and does not hear the siren behind him. The ambulance has every right to go into YOUR side of the road to get around them, and if YOU are in the way, they can SMASH into you and you will also get a ticket for NOT pulling over.

I hate asshole who pull out in front of me and go slow as hell. If you're gonna pull out right in front of me, by the time I catch up with you, you better fucking be going equal to or greater than the speed I was going and if I have to slow down because your ass turned in front of me, then you're an inconsiderate motherfucker!!!!

>>>> I bet you are one of those people that SPEEDS UP if someone pulls out in front of you so that you can get all pissed off at them for getting in front of you.

In conclusion, people who drive like assholes tend to view other drivers as the "asshole". It's a classic case of displacement. You also attract what you don't want, because of your perceptual paradigm.

Step back from yourself when you drive and view it as simply "Transportation", because that is all that it is. Traffic is a give-in, and should always be expected. If you are in a hurry to get somewhere, practice "leaving earlier" the next time to allow enough time to get to your destination safely without breaking any traffic laws. Follow this and you may save yourself money that would have otherwise been spent on a ticket, or possibly save your own or someone elses life.

09-17-2004, 05:07 AM
Pornweaver Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 855	I can't fucking stand assholes that go equal to or less than the speed limit. Most NORMAL people go 2 - 10 over the speed limit. You don't even wanna hear about how much I wanna kill people doing 5 or less the speed limit. I had some asshole in front of me doing 20 in a 35 zone I was flashing my highbeams like MOVE THE FUCK OVER and he gave me the finger as I passed him over the double lines. What a fucking loser. >>>> The posted speed limit is the MAX allowed speed limit. You CAN get pulled over for doing 3 mi over the limit if the cop wants to be a prick. If you are going over the limit, you are "speeding" according to traffic law. I can't stand assholes who want to make a left turn on a single lane road, and don't at least leave some room for people to pass on the right. When traffic is bad, this kind of shit fucks everybody up. Fucking assholes are so ignorant thinking they can tie up the whole road so they can make a left turn. Fuck those assholes!!! >>>> Passing on the right is illegal on a single lane road. Speaking of left turns, at a traffic light, I hate dumbass retards who just sit there when the light turns yellow when they are like in the middle of the fucking intersection. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW ITS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LEFT TURN!!!!!! >>>> They are only dumb asses because you are not supposed to be in the middle of the intersection waiting to turn. You need to be behind the line until it is safe to turn. The thing that really pisses me off is people who do drive in the left lane of an interstate and are driving equal to or slower than people in the middle and/or right lane. Apparently these fucktards don't seem to notice the "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" or "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY" or "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" and then the same fuckers that go slow in the left lane wonder why people follow them closely and get pissed off. It's called MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE!!!! >>>> Again, the MAX speed limit law. "Slower Traffic Keep Right" applies to people doing LESS THAN the posted speed limit. Too many people think that because there is a left lane and a sign referring to "Slower Traffic" that this means all the Speed Racers go in the left lane and everyone needs to get out of their way. This is NOT what it implies. It simply means that if you are driving less than 70 in a 70 zone, keep right. Speaking of tailgating, I LOVE IT when people follow me close in a situation where they cannot, and will not pass me and even if they did, they'd only be one car length ahead of me for an extended period of time. I was once in a 25 zone in TRAFFIC doing about 40 miles per hour and this stupid hahahaha was following me like 2 feet behind. I usually slam my brakes for a second to give people a warning. Usually thats all it takes and they will get the message and back off, but this hahahaha just stayed behind me. So finally I just slammed HARD and kept it down and she passed me over double lines and after that I proceeded to follow her 1 inch behind. (I was drivin an old Jeep, she had a new Lexus, I had nothing to lose :-) >>>>> It sounds like you have trouble following the traffic laws. If the posted limit is 25, and you are doing 40, you are in fact... SPEEDING. Slamming on your breaks to get someone to back off is highly dangerous, and could cause an accident. It's best to pull over and let them pass, as you mentioned above in regards to people going to slow for you. People who slam their brakes when the light turns yellow are fucking pussies. If the light turns yellow and you'd have to hit the brakes so hard that you'd skid, FLOOR IT INSTEAD!!!!! It's a good way to avoid somebody behind you who might have shitty brakes from crashing into the back of you! >>>> YELLOW lights mean "Slow down and prepare to stop". If you see a cop with his lights on having already pulled somebody over and you're going a little over the speed limit, you don't have to slam your fucking brakes. He's not gonna drop everything and start chasing you! People are so fucking stupid. >>>> Obviously you've never heard the saying "Better to be safe than sorry.". If a cop is on the side of the road and has someone pulled over already, it would take nothing but a few seconds for him to radio 200 yards down to another Highway Patrol officer about you speeding past him and to pull you over further down the road. When in doubt, always side with caution. If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward. >>>> Wrong again! EVERYONE must pull over to the right. Let's say that some jackass is on the other side and listening to his music too loud and does not hear the siren behind him. The ambulance has every right to go into YOUR side of the road to get around them, and if YOU are in the way, they can SMASH into you and you will also get a ticket for NOT pulling over. I hate asshole who pull out in front of me and go slow as hell. If you're gonna pull out right in front of me, by the time I catch up with you, you better fucking be going equal to or greater than the speed I was going and if I have to slow down because your ass turned in front of me, then you're an inconsiderate motherfucker!!!! >>>> I bet you are one of those people that SPEEDS UP if someone pulls out in front of you so that you can get all pissed off at them for getting in front of you. In conclusion, people who drive like assholes tend to view other drivers as the "asshole". It's a classic case of displacement. You also attract what you don't want, because of your perceptual paradigm. Step back from yourself when you drive and view it as simply "Transportation", because that is all that it is. Traffic is a give-in, and should always be expected. If you are in a hurry to get somewhere, practice "leaving earlier" the next time to allow enough time to get to your destination safely without breaking any traffic laws. Follow this and you may save yourself money that would have otherwise been spent on a ticket, or possibly save your own or someone elses life. Last edited by Pornweaver; 09-17-2004 at 05:08 AM..