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Originally posted by pr0
Ask Machine how big my dick is......he knows
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Im ashamed to admit its true, I do know how big Pro's dick is. One day at the Big Porn Picnic, I was eating some corn on the cob and got a kernel stuck in my teeth. I looked everywhere for some dental floss, or even a toothpick... but none was to be found.
Then I saw Pro sitting in the corner making out with the family dog, and I yelled "HEY NEEDLE DICK! COME HERE!" and I used his pathetic little pecker as a toothpick.
(take that ya bastard! lol)
