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Funny quotes from the film:
Ed : Any zombies out there?
Shaun : Don't say that!
Ed : What?
Shaun : That!
Ed : What?
Shaun : The 'zed' word, don't say it!
Ed : Why not?
Shaun : Because it's ridiculous!
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[looking through Shaun's LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]
Ed : Purple Rain.
Shaun : No.
Ed : Stone Roses.
Shaun : Definitely not.
Ed : The Batman soundtrack?
Shaun : Throw it.
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Pete : It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun : It's Saturday!
Pete : No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed : Fuck, yeah!
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Ed : It's not hip-hop... it's Electro... prick. Next time I see him... he's dead.
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Liz : You, hang out with my friends? A failed actress and a twat?
Shaun : Well, that's a bit harsh.
Liz : Your words, Shaun!
Shaun : I did NOT call Diane a failed actress!
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Shaun : If you get cornered, bash 'em in the head, that seems to work out.
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[after Phillip has been bitten]
Philip : You didn't call the doctor, did you?
Barbara : Well, I thought we ought to be on the safe side.
Philip : I'm quite alright, Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap.
Barbara : I really think...
Philip : We had our jabs when we went to the Isle of Wight.
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