Got Extremely lit one everning many moons ago and decided to walk home from the bar I was at ( lived about 20 miles away)
This took place at the General Davis saloon on Street Road in Buck County PA for all in the area.
Then got enraged that my freinds moved my car when I decided to drive home ( I didnt have my car that night, friends drove) I came back into the bar accusing them all of hiding my car and contiuned drinking. They were all screaming at me, lol......
Back into the bar where I sat down and kissed my friends girl thinking that it was my girlfriend at the time ( they looked similar in a way) she loved it and was very receptive. He completely freaked since it was their first date and I introduced them earlier that night......I drunkenly apologize and have a few shots.
He drives me home, I cant get key to work in my door and start pounding on it to have roommate open it. Only to find out that I actually lived next door, lol..... my neighbor totally wigged out + friend at this point is screaming hysterically at me for being a drunken asshole.
Got into my house and decided a make a sandwhich that was forgotten on the couch and I woke up downstairs on the basement floor naked.
....at the time, I lived at my ex's parents house while our house was being finished and forgot that the parents were coming home from florida that day and they saw me in my birthday suit.
My friends from that night were pissed at me for months. My Ex was enraged and her parents got a laugh outta it at least.
After that I stopped drinking for awhile. The people involved made it a point to tell me my actions in the days that followed.
I still chuckle a bit at times and havent seen anyone involved in this story in 10 years now and have a new wife + moved to a new area.
