I try to sit in the in the back of all my classes and hide behind my computer. I also wear jeans and big t-shirts to school (don't want to draw any attention or be bothered when I'm studying).
However, I think my theology professor (a priest) has the hots for me.... I think he just wants my SPSS (
www.spss.com) program, but he keeps doing that soft-touch-on-the-shoulder crap and sits down next to me while I'm composing essays.
Oh G-d, if he only knew he'd probably throw holy water on me and try to cast out the demons.