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A blonde woman takes a home pregnancy test, and sure enough, it's positive. So she goes to the doctor to confirm the results, and finds out that she is about three and one-half months pregnant. "Hmmmm..." she says.
"Is this not good news?" the doctor asks.
"No, not necessarily," replies the blonde. "The problem is that I've been with five different guys in the past four months, I have no idea who the father could be!"
"Well," replies the doctor, "it looks as though you may want to contact each of them and have them come in for DNA testing. Then you'll know for sure."
"I can't do that," replies the blonde.
"Why not?" asks the doctor.
To which the blonde replies, "Because, they've changed their Screen Names!"
sorry if its been posted
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