Ever walk into a room....and forget why you went in there? Eventually two words float across your mind..."Alzhiemer's Disease."
Ever try to pick up a suitcase that you thought was full but wasn't? for a split second you feel really strong...
Ever been walking upstairs and think there was one more step...but there wasn't? Then you look really stupid...gotta pretend it's something you do all the time..."I do this all the time...It's the third stage of syphilis."
Ever done the same thing only you were going downstairs? All of a sudden your hips are in your chest.
Ever pour yourself a cup of coffee from a decanter that you forgot to turn on? (This works for those of us who drink the previous days' leftovers...you know, military types).
Ever go to sleep in the late afternoon and wake up after dark and have no idea what fucking day it is? "Shit, did I really sleep that long??"
Ever lay your head down on a pillow and close one eye, and watch the pillow move? What is that?? Close the bottom eye and the pillow moves up! Close the top eye and the pillow moves down! Creepy shit.
Ever stare too long at a chainlink fence and suddenly it seems like the links just kinda rush up at you? WTF?! I think it's related to the pillow mystery myself.
Ever been sitting on a train at the station and there's another train beside you, and one of them starts to move, and for a second or two you can't tell which one it is?
Little things we all share.
