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I think pickup lines are tacky, but here are some funny ones I found.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!
love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
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