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Originally posted by Holly
Amazing, ain't it? The thought of paying someone thousands of dollars to make my ass look BIGGER is just not something I can comprehend.
I actually won a free 30 min. massage last week at this expo/luncheon thing I had to go to. It's from the biggest chiropractic office in our area. The doctor who owns it has a son that's close to my age who is his massage therapist, so it will be from him. And he's pretty hot. 
I was all excited about it at first because I love to get massages. Then I got home and it dawned on me that I was gonna have to lie on that table, naked as a jaybird, with nothing but a WHITE towel draped across my ass. And any chick knows what white does for you, clothing wise.
Now I don't even want to go. I may give the damn thing away.
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Chiropractors aren't doctors