Exxxotica

Well do they? It's the most disgusting smell, and it stays on their clothes, their hair, and on their breath.

Tonight at a restraunt, this guys cigeratte smoke was bugging the fuck out of me. I would have told him to put it out, but he was in the smoking section, and had the right to be there. I hate how the smoke travels to the nonsmoking section.

So instead, I walked past his table and ripped the nastiest fart. It was right his girlfriends face. At first they were just supprised. They both had bewildered looks on their faces. After a few seconds when the shock wore off, the guy was very angry at me.

He started swearing and yelling at me, calling me a names. I really didnt listen, I was just very proud of what I had just done. I paid him no attention as I left the restraunt.

Driving home, I felt sort of bad. Was that wrong of me to do? Farts may smell as bad as cigerettes, but at least they wont kill ya.