Okay, folks. Welcome to The
DubiousCash first annual(?) Mega-Valuable Prize Giveaway-a-thon 2004.
This year, we've assembled a group of amazing prizes that will be given away to the contest winner.
1 Marlbo Menthol Ultra-Light cigarette - 20 cents
1 Hoop Costume Earring - 5 cents
1 Quarter - 25 cents
1 yellow test tube cigarette lighter - 1.09 dollars
1 single AAA battery (dead or nearly so) - 2 cents
1 thermometer - approx. 2 dollars
1 piece plastic coat hanger - >1 cents
2 US postage stamps - 74 cents
1 sheet toilet tissue (mostly unused) - 0.2 cents
1 bar ivory soap - 43 cents
1 coupon for 2 medium papa john's pizzas for 12.99 (or three for 16.99)- No cash value
1- plastic sealing ring for rosenberger's raspberry iced tea - .01 cent
1 thumb tack - 1 cent
1 black new york marriot pen (souvenier) - 2 cents
1 fisher price child's tape (one side recorded, one side blank)- (assuming 1 dollar, as its original cost, along with what it was bundled with, is unknown)
TOTAL VALUE = $5.833
CLEARLY a noteworth prize package.
btw...
I'm not really sure what is on that Fisher Price tape.
Check it out:
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- The 1050th post in this thread WINS.
- If you win, you MUST be able to prove to me that you are an adult webmaster.
- You MUST be in the U.S. to be eligible for this contest.
- No fucking post-bots (you can't win that way).
- If a postbot or non-adult webmaster makes the 1050th post in this thread, the closest one to 1050 (but not over) wins.
How the fuck do I win?
- Every first person of each new page must start a completely new topic.
- Your post must be on topic!
- If the first person of each new page does not specify a topic, the first one that does initiate a new topic , gets it.
- Your new topic can be about anything at all.
- The body of the topic starter's post should be:
"Topic:
____________"
The first page here is for general discussion/questions about this contest.
The first topic can be initiated on the 2nd page.
Have fun and good luck!