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Squishy · 03-04-2002, 04:48 PM

I was reading Salon a bit ago, a saw a thing about "Unmentionable Cuisine". I read it and was enthralled.

Saté bumbu dendeng

"Cut dogmeat into pieces and marinate them in a mixture of coconut cream with a little soy sauce, pounded garlic and onions, ground coriander, ground cumin, salt, and pepper. Skewer, broil over charcoal, and serve with a pickled hotsauce."

Sounds tasty, eh? So, anyhoo, I input "Dog Recipies" into Google, as I'm really not all that fond of Thai food, and was hoping for a nice stew or soup. But all I get is page after page of how to make nice tasty treats FOR your dog, not FROM your dog. You can see how this would...well...offend me? Upset me? Vex me? I would really like to eat my neighbors dog, preferably for dinner tonight (Yellow Lab, about 70 pounds of the hoof, should dress out to about 25 lbs. of succulent, tasty meat). If you have any dog recipies to share, please do so...dinner is at 8 P.M. MST, so a little over 3 hours. I would appreciate any assistance you can offer.

03-04-2002, 04:48 PM
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	A mouth-watering problem with Google I was reading Salon a bit ago, a saw a thing about "Unmentionable Cuisine". I read it and was enthralled. Saté bumbu dendeng "Cut dogmeat into pieces and marinate them in a mixture of coconut cream with a little soy sauce, pounded garlic and onions, ground coriander, ground cumin, salt, and pepper. Skewer, broil over charcoal, and serve with a pickled hotsauce." Sounds tasty, eh? So, anyhoo, I input "Dog Recipies" into Google, as I'm really not all that fond of Thai food, and was hoping for a nice stew or soup. But all I get is page after page of how to make nice tasty treats FOR your dog, not FROM your dog. You can see how this would...well...offend me? Upset me? Vex me? I would really like to eat my neighbors dog, preferably for dinner tonight (Yellow Lab, about 70 pounds of the hoof, should dress out to about 25 lbs. of succulent, tasty meat). If you have any dog recipies to share, please do so...dinner is at 8 P.M. MST, so a little over 3 hours. I would appreciate any assistance you can offer.