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Originally posted by candyflip
No one else can write a kickss tune like this one.
"My Vagina"
My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond
Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer hahahaha
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
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Yep, that's a regular work of art.
Sorry, but I don't like bands who's subject matter is juvenille, only know a handful of chords and have redundant and uninspired melodies. I've listened to NOFX, they suck, punk is a waste of time and resources, and so is this thread.
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