|
Let see someone do this is Vegas !
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, mama needs new clothes!" As the dice
came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES!YES! I
WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at
each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, I don't know - I thought you were watching."
|