You can't buy anything from me.
Not even my dentures or my penis pump.
I'm not selling watches, not selling content, not selling domains.
I'm selling nothing.
Nuthin.
I'm totally sold out. There's not a goddamned thing left for me to sell.
Sold out.
So if you're in a buying mood, stay the fuck away from me or I'll put a pickaxe up your ass.
