11-27-2004, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
Dear Mr. Thomas van de Koch,
I believe I might have the traffic you are looking for to further develop and promote your Carribean Sea Creatures project.
As you might be aware from our previous conversations, our company is one of the most progressive marketing companies on the planet and innovators of many popular money making programs which have taken the 3rd world by storm such as: "Heroin As A Short Term Investment", "Sending Fingers Home to Relatives - Making Millions For A Weeks Work" and our flagship program "The International Arms Trade and You - How To Become The Middleman". If you frequent Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, North Korea, Libya or Iran, you are probably quite familiar with our infomercials.
Our domain hijacking division is now the second most profitable in our company where revenues are exceeded only by our online casinos that never pay anything out while double billing customers for their convienence. On a side note, our casino profits exploded when we realized that having no customer support while billing user credit cards as "I Paid For A Beastiality Website Online and The Site Owner Can Prove It", you can cut chargebacks down well under the required chargeback limits.
Please feel to respond in this thread and we look forward to developing a working relationship with you in this very exciting sea animals project.
Sincerely yours,
Pesker Dingleturd
PS: We are currently looking for a buyer such as yourself, with descriminating taste who is actively searching for a brilliant example of Soviet military technology.
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