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Old 12-07-2004, 04:14 AM  
Shoehorn!
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Originally posted by uno
Oscar Wylde fucking a fish and with his other hand he's reading a unix manual to a toaster that has freshly toasted 2 Oompa Loompas slathered in grape jelly. The toaster should also have a prehensile tail. This should all be done in a strawberry field with marshmallow clouds, lakes of gravy filled with fish that look like George Burns and Archie Bunker looking down from the skies like god. If no one can see the obvious references they are beyond help.
I like where thats going, but why not add a Jimi Hendrix guitar solo with a lot of those flying music note things. Then, have the music notes flying into the ears of a bunch of Lemmings, who are jumping off a diving board into a butterscotch waterfall while a king is fucking his wife in a peppermint castle?
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