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UnseenWorld · 03-24-2002, 01:53 PM

I was thinking, it's even getting boring ridiculing newbie's stupid questions. Maybe we could create a "Stupid Newbie FAQ" for when they ask: 'How much money does a webmaster make?" or "Anybody know any good sponsors?" or "I need help getting traffic."

What are your favorite newbie questions, and what reply would you put in the FAQ?

For example, mine:

Q: "How much money does a webmaster make?" A: How much money does an accountant make? Well, how good is the accountant at accountancy and at selling himself? Some accountants make diddly-squat, others can afford a $2 million house and a $95K car.

Q: "Anybody know any good sponsors?" A: A sponsor can be great for one traffic stream and total shit different traffic. It's up to you to match your traffic to a suitable sponsor.

Q: "I need help getting traffic." A: Don't we all. And the traffic you're most likely to be able to get is probably the least productive.

03-24-2002, 01:53 PM
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Tiresome Newbie Questions I was thinking, it's even getting boring ridiculing newbie's stupid questions. Maybe we could create a "Stupid Newbie FAQ" for when they ask: 'How much money does a webmaster make?" or "Anybody know any good sponsors?" or "I need help getting traffic." What are your favorite newbie questions, and what reply would you put in the FAQ? For example, mine: Q: "How much money does a webmaster make?" A: How much money does an accountant make? Well, how good is the accountant at accountancy and at selling himself? Some accountants make diddly-squat, others can afford a $2 million house and a $95K car. Q: "Anybody know any good sponsors?" A: A sponsor can be great for one traffic stream and total shit different traffic. It's up to you to match your traffic to a suitable sponsor. Q: "I need help getting traffic." A: Don't we all. And the traffic you're most likely to be able to get is probably the least productive. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.