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Neighbor steals a Mercedes
OK, this was to good not to post and tell everyone. So here is it....let me know what you think.
The neighbor next door has a kid who is 15 years old. The kid comes and asks me for advice once in a while...mostly when he gets in trouble, which he appears to be good at. BTW, his Dad is a dick and does not live with him anymore, which is why he comes to me when he royally fucks up.
So, the neighbor knocks on the door a few minutes ago with this, "O fuck, what did I just do look." He tells me that he just got pulled over and arrested then let go for driving a car without a license. So after some discussion, here is what he did. All I can say is he should just move to Mexico or something.
This 15 year old girl, just left for the Bahamas with her parents on a week cruise. She told my neighbors friend that they could use the house to party and they could drive the cars if they wanted. One key thing, my neighbor does not really know this girl very well, but his friend does.
So they partied it up at this girls house last night and they had so much fun that he decided to go back today and drink. The pounded a 40 Oz and then my neighbor decided he would go drive the car around. He takes their brand new Mercedes SUV out, runs into a mail box and then gets pulled over like 5 minutes later because someone called the cops about the mail box accident. The cop handcuffs him and after a bunch of BS from my neighbor lets him go with just an infraction for no license.
So basically, he broke into this chicks house, got a little tipsy, then stole the car, then crashed it into a mail box, then drove off like nothing happened, then got pulled over with no license, and then lied to the cop.
The people who own the Mercedes have no idea any of this happened and they'll find out in about 6 days. Meanwhile, the cars impounded for 30 days and the 15 year old next door is in a little trouble with his mom. Wait til everyone finds out what really happened.
Hope you all found this amusing. I know I did.
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