For Direct Sale: An Actual Human Soul
Inspired by
this thread, I am selling my soul.
You heard it right, you could soon be the proud owner of
an actual human soul! How cool is that? It's a great topic for conversation at parties, and a fantastic way to impress the chicks!
Plus, your investment can only rise in value... when I'm a Nobel Prize-winning author and philosopher
[1], imagine what you could make by selling
my soul on EBay!
Anyone wanna bid?
[1] No guarantees whatsoever are given with regards to the actual outcome of my career.