LMAO:
REDMOND, Wash. -- April 1, 2002 -- The MSNŽ network of Internet services, with more than 270 billion unique reboots worldwide, today announced the addition of the Gates Open Directory (GOD), formerly known as the Open Directory Project. The Gates Open Directory is part of Microsoft's vision to simplify copyright on the Internet by buying all copyrighted material. Once this goal is achieved Microsoft will be the single clearinghouse for all intellectual property, in effect streamlining the current legal bureaucracy surrounding patent and copyright suits by eliminating the need for costly lawsuits. If someone thinks they own intellectual property, they can submit it directly to Microsoft via the Web at
http://www.msn.com/ or at any one of the MSN worldwide sites located at
http://www.msn.com/worldwide.ashx.
from the link on DMOZ:
http://[email protected]/Ap...02_GOD_PR.html