Originally Posted by Battuss

So I was fucking her doggy style and decide to pull a 'Houdini'. Right before I cum, I made noises like I had just shot my load, although it was still about 10 seconds away. So she freaks the fuck out and whirls around to check my dick, and is like "ohh my god you didn't just cum in me, did.." Right then I shot my load in face mid-sentence. Then I slapped her in the face *hard* and wiped the cum on my hand off on her hair.
I start laughing and she loses it. She starts blubbering and whining "I love you so much, and you treat me like shit. what is wrong wiht you?" I quickly lose patience, and grab all her shit and toss it in the hallway (but not before I take the weed out of her pocket). "Get the fuck out of here you dumb cunt" She runs out the door with tears and cum streaming down her face. I laugh and laugh and she is banging on the door. I light up her weed and can still hear her wimpering in the hallway. She finally left and I hope that hahahaha doesn't bother me anymore, she has a scar on her breast from getting something removed and that was a real turnoff.
Damn, its good to be King!