OK this can't be it... I wake, walk into the bathroom and wanted to take a shower until I noticed that there is no shower gel in there... I'm like
What kind of hotel in that prize range doesn't have some sort of showering gel in their rooms... So I need get down to freaking buy something
Now I'm done showering and pick up a towel and notice that it's completely dirty and has black and brown spots over it...
I'm like
again
What kind of hotel is this?
So I get done, get myself a coffee and walk up to the convention center to pick up my badge... then this 99 black yo security bitch tells me she won't let me in because I'm no exhibitor.. I explained to her that this has to be a mistake because in the past years you could always pick up your badge the day before the show and that I didn't arrive a day earlier to stand and wait in line at the day of the show.
She's like: "I don't know... please leave".
fuck you mandalay