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What the FUCK is with cops???
I got pulled over three (3) times tonite in the space of an hour !!!!
Not insane considering the way I drive. However, here's the twist. I was on my fucking bicycle and what did I get pulled over for not one, not two, but three times?
Not having a bicycle light.
I shit you not. The second time I got pulled over there were THREE cruisers! Three? I know I'm a bad motherfucker...but what's next, the SWAT team and a chopper?
The funniest part is these badge wielding tough guys were giving me shit for being a lawbreaker. but if you actually go to court instead of paying the stupid citation and show the judge an actual bike light they dismiss the ticket...or the three tickets in this case.
Viva la war on terrorism. I know I feel a lot safer knowing the man is out there protecting us from speeding bicyclists with insufficient illumination.
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One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.
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