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Originally posted by mischief
That's not nearly as weird as the feeling you get when you think you've hit the last step, and really, there's 2 more.
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yup, I'm a clumsy fucker...I'm mastered the art of falling up the stairs....
most embarassing moment was taking a piss in a casino bathroomand sneezing really really hard and smashing my forehead on the urinal flusher..I feel backwards and laid there on the floor, pants to my thighs, cock hanging out and my back getting increasing wet....I also had a lovely gash on my forhead that was bleeding...I've also had 14 concusions.....I'm a tad clumsy ;)
I won't even get into the story of how I recently almost Darwinized myself with my new dreadlocks and a seemingly innocent swing set I was putting together for my kids........