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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
yup, I'm a clumsy fucker...I'm mastered the art of falling up the stairs....
most embarassing moment was taking a piss in a casino bathroomand sneezing really really hard and smashing my forehead on the urinal flusher..I feel backwards and laid there on the floor, pants to my thighs, cock hanging out and my back getting increasing wet....I also had a lovely gash on my forhead that was bleeding...I've also had 14 concusions.....I'm a tad clumsy ;)
I won't even get into the story of how I recently almost Darwinized myself with my new dreadlocks and a seemingly innocent swing set I was putting together for my kids........
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HAHAHAHA Love it!
Like the time I tried to leapfrog a fencepost at school; with a bag full of schoolbooks on my back, misjudged it, landed on top of the post, squashing my balls, fell on the floor with the heavy bag crushing my head, all in front of the three most beautiful girls in school. A black day.