RedShoe

HOLY SHIT!!

So the mail came and I got some CCbill checks today. I opened them and I usually just toss them in front of my keyboard. I always do that so I don't forget to log them and deposit them.

A few hours passed and I was just sittin' here naked as a jay bird, and kinda strokin' it a little. I was sorting thru tons and tons of big booty black girls and you know I have a weakness for booty, so I got a stiffy.

As I moved my mouse to open a new folder, then I created a new gallery as I went to type the name of that gallery my hand brushed the envelope and it slid against the head of my weiner and gave me a paper cut. It felt like my cock was going to fall off. I screamed like a girl.

After closer examination there wasn't even hardly a cut at all.
Has that ever happened to anyone else? FUCKIN' SCARY!!!

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