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Dude I live in Tahoe and lemme tell you when I'm trying to have a nice old fashioned spring, y'know barbeques, fishing, masturbating at the beach...
The last fucking thing I want is a god damn snow storm...Frozen Car doors, Icy walk ways, added clothes on women around town...
So old man winter get yer fridged ass out of my fucking mountain town...I swear to fucking god I'll gouge your fucking eyes out with the 4 foot icycles hanging from my mother fucking hammock...I just hung that fucking thing up!!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
If I don't started getting out of my house again I'm going to hack my family to pieces and toss their parts into the woodchipper and spray them all over every god damn tourist fuck who drives his wife up here in in a god damn king size suburban extra cab doing 2 miles an hour in .1213 inches of snow with chains and 4 wheel drive on as he points out the window and a god damn frozen ass chipmunk like its a friggin african safari!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! !
WHERE's MY FUCKING RIFLE???? TOURIST SEASON AIN'T OVER YET!!!!!
BTW Lensman if you come to Tahoe this weekend...Bring me a fucking application!
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