I'm an American Citizen living in Canada, and I'd like to sincerely apologize on behalf of all American's that one of our numerous rogue pilots dropped a bomb on the beautiful city of Canada killing nearly a quarter of your population. Clearly, this was an act of attempted genocide, and we do not condone the behavior of this pilot.
As a gesture of goodwill, we've like to buy a fine GM automobile for each and every Canadian. You can contact my friend, Mr. George Bush at
[email protected]
Make sure you include "Free Automobile Offer" in the subject.