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JerkOffGoblin · 04-20-2002, 04:33 PM

Hideyho,

I gots a friend that is attending his mother's funeral. His house was robbed 3 day prior, and was stabbed several times to death. Mon ami, called 911 in thepanic of his mother bleedingto death at the bottom of the stairway. He helped his mom outside because he heard the ambulance's siren. He and she were standing in the street ~ 4yd.s from the rear of a semitruck. The ambulance swirved to theright then the left to evade the parked semi and hit his mother going 45-50 MPH. Tell me their's no irony in getting hit by your own ambulane!

-Aufwiedersehen!
-Jerk Off Goblin

04-20-2002, 04:33 PM
JerkOffGoblin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dildo, Newfoundland Posts: 14	Now how ironic is this...? Hideyho, I gots a friend that is attending his mother's funeral. His house was robbed 3 day prior, and was stabbed several times to death. Mon ami, called 911 in thepanic of his mother bleedingto death at the bottom of the stairway. He helped his mom outside because he heard the ambulance's siren. He and she were standing in the street ~ 4yd.s from the rear of a semitruck. The ambulance swirved to theright then the left to evade the parked semi and hit his mother going 45-50 MPH. Tell me their's no irony in getting hit by your own ambulane! -Aufwiedersehen! -Jerk Off Goblin